MEETING AGENDA
11am Sil Prophets and False Promises
Today's agenda: a series of empty promises and vague assertions from our esteemed Sil Prophets.
11:15am - Confidence Boosters (Because Who Needs Actual Accomplishments?)
11:30am - Reality Check Injection (Optional, But Probably Not Really)
12:00pm - Silky Meal (Free Lunch Provided, But Not Really)